🎮 Totally Legit Wheeler Seller — Poland Simulator Chaos Lah
Selling wheels illegally in 90s Poland? Wah this game stupid fun lah — Eurojank masterpiece of the year.
💀 “Poland Simulator” But Make It Funny Lah
I swear Eastern European devs built a whole new genre:
“Eurojank Comedy Simulator.”
And Totally Legit Wheeler Seller?
Might be the FINAL BOSS of this genre.
You’re basically some random guy in 1990s Poland trying to survive by selling wheels in the most sketchy, illegal, full-of-chaos way possible.
This game is:
stupid
broken
genius
fun as hell
It’s like someone mixed:
Thief Simulator
Gas Station Simulator
Baldur’s Gate 3 (only in the sense that both are games)
and the entire Polish economy from 1993
Then threw it into Unity, added duct tape, and pressed “export.”
😂 The Core Gameplay = Scuffed, Chaotic, Perfect
You run around buying junk, selling wheels, fixing cars badly, and surviving like a Hong Kong man with zero qualifications.
You know what this game feels like?
“If life gives you lemons, sell the wheels for cash.”
The entire gameplay loop is like:
Find wheel
Sell wheel
Get robbed
Cry
Hustle harder
Scam back
Profit (maybe)
The appeal is pure scuffed energy — the jank IS the humor.
You know it’s Eurojank when:
physics break
textures glitch
NPCs walk like they need to restart
the economy collapses every 5 minutes
and yet YOU ARE HAVING FUN
🔥 “Poland Back Then Was Rough” — No Joke
Gamers online calling it:
“Poland Simulator 1995.”
“Slav Life RPG.”
“Eurojank Elden Ring.”
Because the entire vibe is:
gray buildings, questionable shops, broken roads, and people hustling wheels like it’s Bitcoin.
It captures that late-post-Soviet era struggle beautifully — while still being hilarious.
This is what I love about Eastern European devs:
they make games that feel like nostalgia + trauma + comedy.
💼 Scamming, Bargaining, Surviving — Just Like Real Life
This game lets you:
haggle
cheat
hustle
steal
get beat up
get robbed
go bankrupt
rise again
It’s like playing Slavic GTA but instead of cars, you’re obsessed with WHEELS.
Every transaction makes you feel like a Kowloon Night Market vendor fighting for survival.
🧠 The Writing Is So Dumb It Becomes Brilliant
Characters all speak like they learned English from pirated VHS tapes.
Dialogue feels like Google Translate took a shot of vodka.
Examples:
“Why you wheels here? No legal maybe.”
“Friend, this price not possible but maybe possible? We see.”
“You want wheel? Wheel want you.”
BRO I WAS CRYING LAUGHING.
🎥 The Eurojank Cinematic Universe
Eurojank games always feel like:
Scuffed
Ugly
Chaotic
Hilarious
Authentic
This one nails the vibe:
messy streets
grey skies
graffiti
suspicious men in tracksuits
economy collapse as gameplay mechanic
It’s perfect for livestreams, meme clips, and chaotic YouTube content.
If Asmon played this, he’d laugh until he dies.
🧩 Pok Gai Final Verdict
This game is STUPID.
This game is BROKEN.
This game is CHAOTIC.
This game is PERFECT.
One of the funniest indie games of 2025 —
because it embraces its jank and turns it into comedy gold.
Pok Gai Rating:
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5 Eurojank Masterpiece)
💬 FAQ
1️⃣ Is Totally Legit Wheeler Seller worth buying lah?
If you like scuffed comedy, yes. If you want AAA polish, go away.
2️⃣ Is it really like 1990s Poland?
Historically… kind of. Emotionally… VERY YES.
3️⃣ Is it buggy?
Of course lah. That’s the point. Embrace the jank.
4️⃣ Is it fun?
FUN UNTIL STUPID LEVEL BRO. Perfect meme game.

I watched the trailer and the car they sold just a few seconds ago, and it collapsed XD