Pok Gai Gamer Lists Every Resolution We’ll Break Before Jan 1st 🎮
New year, same lag and same backlog — Pok Gai’s final rant of 2025.
💀 Resolution #1 — “I Will Finish My Backlog”
Liar lah.
Every January 1st we say, “This year I finish all my games!”
By January 3rd we bought five more because Steam had a “Winter Resurrection Sale.”
Pok Gai looked at his library — there are games in there older than his HK ID card.
Some titles never even installed, just sitting there like digital ghosts collecting dust and shame.
🧠 Resolution #2 — “I Will Stop Buying Microtransactions”
HAHA SURE MEH.
We say that until the game drops a limited-time cat-ear skin and suddenly $7 “not so bad lah.”
Gamers got the same discipline as a late-night dim sum line.
We don’t quit microtransactions — we budget for them.
“Okay lah, only $10 a month for battle pass.”
By December we spend more than Netflix, gym, and therapy combined.
💸 Resolution #3 — “I Will Sleep Before 2 A.M.”
No you won’t.
Gamers don’t sleep — we power down like old laptops when battery hit 1 %.
Every night: “Just one more match.”
Then sunrise say hi.
Pok Gai’s sleep schedule looks like Hong Kong MTR during blackout — total chaos.
We’re all chasing one thing — victory or melatonin, whichever comes first.
🧃 Resolution #4 — “I’ll Play More Indie Games, Support Small Devs”
Good idea actually.
But after five hours of emotional pixel trauma, we run back to AAA like toxic ex.
Indie games feed the soul; AAA feeds the dopamine.
Pok Gai supports indies by buying them on sale and never opening them — modern charity lor.
💻 Resolution #5 — “I Will Touch Grass and Go Outside”
The most ambitious quest of them all.
Every gamer thinks they can reconnect with nature until they step outside and sunlight critically hits for 99 damage.
We don’t hate grass — we just don’t have fast travel to it.
🧩 Resolution #6 — “I’ll Be Positive and Toxic-Free This Year”
Aiya don’t lie lah.
Within one match of Valorant or League, the inner demon respawns.
Pok Gai tries to stay wholesome until someone teabags his corpse in-game.
Being toxic isn’t a choice — it’s self-defense in 2025 servers.
🧠 Pok Gai Reflection
Every year we reinstall hope like a patch that never finishes.
Gamers promise change, but we built different — addicted to copium and update delays.
Maybe 2026 really will be different.
Maybe we’ll play less, sleep more, touch grass, finish backlog.
Maybe lah.
But until then, Pok Gai still loading new year resolution v1.0 … ETA unknown.
💀 Pok Gai Verdict
2025 taught me one thing: we don’t keep resolutions; we respawn them every year.
Gamers don’t grow up — we patch ourselves.
And if Steam Winter Sale still running on Jan 1st?
Then bro, forget resolutions. Buy another game lah.
💬 FAQ
1️⃣ Why do gamers never keep resolutions meh?
Because discipline cost money and Steam got discounts. We weak against sales lor.
2️⃣ What should gamers focus on in 2026 lah?
Less grind, more fun. Play games that feel good, not ones that give PTSD.
3️⃣ How to actually finish backlog aiya?
Uninstall Steam. Problem solved. Freedom achieved.